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Dug



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:33 pm    Post subject: Re - I need help Reply with quote

Scuse me while I kiss this fly

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The American writer Sylvia Wright coined the term mondegreen in her essay "The Death of Lady Mondegreen," which was published in Harper's Magazine in November 1954.[3] In the essay, Wright described how, as a young girl, she misheard the final line of the first stanza from the 17th-century ballad "The Bonnie Earl O'Murray." She wrote:
When I was a child, my mother used to read aloud to me from Percy's Reliques, and one of my favorite poems began, as I remember:
Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands,
Oh, where hae ye been?
They hae slain the Earl O'Murray,
And Lady Mondegreen.
The actual fourth line is "And laid him on the green". As Wright explained the need for a new term, "The point about what I shall hereafter call mondegreens, since no one else has thought up a word for them, is that they are better than the original".
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thecatsgrin



Joined: 18 Apr 2009
Posts: 2181
Location: Gippsland

PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:32 pm    Post subject: Re - I need help Reply with quote

Follow the meswark down to Gorky Park....

(Follow them as one, down to Gorky Park)... this was pointed out to me as I sang along in a car full of my teenage friends many years ago.... It was embarassing...
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gggraph



Joined: 25 Jan 2007
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:14 am    Post subject: Re: Re - I need help Reply with quote

I'm a big Queen fan. I was convinced that a line in one of their lesser-known tunes went:

"I'm just a poor boy, I need nose thrift"

The family has since cured me of this delusion, many times.

Grant
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thecatsgrin



Joined: 18 Apr 2009
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Location: Gippsland

PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:26 am    Post subject: Re - I need help Reply with quote

There is a Gorillaz song,feel good inc... I am not sure of the real word, but to me it sounds something like

arse crack.... chocolate attack........

I googled it.... I am not far off.
Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats,
Lining them up-a like ass cracks,
Lay these ponies at the track
Its my chocolate attack.
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Devilbiss



Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 3214

PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:30 pm    Post subject: Re - I need help Reply with quote

Australian Crawl/James Reyne I couldn't understand a thing that guy said.
Let alone when he sung.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J09gx63VHM&feature=related Question
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pugwash



Joined: 04 Jul 2007
Posts: 1380
Location: Perth

PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:35 pm    Post subject: Re - I need help Reply with quote

A small schoolgirl was describing her drawing of the Nativity to her mum.

"This is Mary and this is Joseph and this is the baby Jesus."

"Who is the little fat fellow at the back? asks mum.

"Oh. That's Round John Virgin."
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belle2



Joined: 21 Jan 2010
Posts: 189
Location: Newcastle

PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:20 pm    Post subject: Re - I need help Reply with quote

My little brother always sang

"Twinkle twinkle little star
Up the pup the world so high"

Since then that is the version the kids in our family know.
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thecatsgrin



Joined: 18 Apr 2009
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Location: Gippsland

PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:26 pm    Post subject: Re - I need help Reply with quote

We have Ipsy wipsy spider.... My Partner pointed out to me last year that it is meant to be incy wincy.... ipsy is the only version we know...

and my nephew sang the alphabet song...
A B C D E F G H I J K elemenope Q R S T U me.....

kids are so cute! Laughing
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Hayley



Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 344
Location: Geelong

PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:35 pm    Post subject: Re - I need help Reply with quote

I've got one... my mum is a master of the misheard lyric...

Billy Joel was belting 'Innocent Man' out of our stereo as she sang along, she casually asked my sister and I if we had seen this movie? 'What movie?' we asked.

'Elephant Man' she replied, and kept singing...'I aaam..an Elephant Ma-a-an!'[/i]
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The Pook



Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 2904
Location: Tasmania

PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:17 pm    Post subject: Re - I need help Reply with quote

"I need help"?

You all need help. Rolling Eyes

Nobody knows what Elton John sang in Rocket Man.

Burning down the streams of heaven along?
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thecatsgrin



Joined: 18 Apr 2009
Posts: 2181
Location: Gippsland

PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:21 pm    Post subject: Re - I need help Reply with quote

My Daughter was caught out singing along to Eric Claptons 'Cocaine' but insted it was ...

She dont like... She dont like ..... She dont like .... Cooking.....
Da na na na na naaaaaaa.... Da na na na na naaaaaaa.....
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thecatsgrin



Joined: 18 Apr 2009
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Location: Gippsland

PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:24 pm    Post subject: Re - I need help Reply with quote

Stevie Wonder (and Red Hot Chilli Peppers) version of Higher ground....
People... keep on peopling....

Bad....
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heartco



Joined: 18 Jan 2008
Posts: 429
Location: Near Latrobe Valley, Vic.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 8:44 am    Post subject: Re - I need help Reply with quote

I like music that takes me away, get high on, or should be high to listen to....Pink Floyd, Mike Oldfield, Vangelis, etc. When I need attitude or am in party mode Disturbed, Linkin Park, Filter, etc, come out to play with me. (no, I'm not 19) Even tho they've been around for a while, I have just discovered Porcupine Tree. If you like Pink Floyd you'll like Porcupine Tree. Mumford and Sons, Triple j music, Lemon Jelly, Nickelback........too many to mention. Yes I have an iPod, it goes with me everywhere.
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gggraph



Joined: 25 Jan 2007
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Location: In front of the Computer.

PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:19 am    Post subject: Re: Re - I need help Reply with quote

Daniel wrote:
Australian Crawl/James Reyne I couldn't understand a thing that guy said.
Let alone when he sung.


"In the maw-aw-ning, when ah wet ah ma bed.."

The band I used to be a roadie with (in a previous life) did a cover of Chisel's "Cheap wine" The singer thought the lyric was "Cheap wine... and a three legged goat"

Cheers

Grant
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Tango



Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1360
Location: Melbourne

PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:43 pm    Post subject: Re - I need help Reply with quote

Now for something completely different , a Tango, by my next girlfriend www.youtube.com/watch?v=90MaQ6wT2QE
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